Jessica Simpson Gets Hard

With the flurry of late summer bikini action here at CelebNewsWire, we seem to have lost sight of what's really important. And what's really important is the fact that Jessica Simpson still has naturally gargantuan, completely buoyant, and flawlessly globose yams that give the middle finger to gravity. And here they are, hanging around in a comely fashion, teat tips so solid that you could cut yourself a spare set of keys with them. If only she'd take off that nutty Techicolor Dreamcoat. Is that Charles Manson's warrior vest? Maybe if she turns around, we'll see locks of Squeaky Fromme's hair. Hey, we should stop making fun of Jessica's vest. Although she has no money, she's as rich as she could be, in her coat of many colors, etc. etc.

There's even more of Jess and her mouthwatering cleave cleft at MrSkin.com.