We don't expect much from state-fair performers. Every other song or so, we'd like them to stop and let us know where the closest elephant-ear stand is located, but other than that our expectations are rather low. Now, we're not sure what type of venues Jessica Simpson is playing on her tour with Rascal Flatts (Band or person? We're still not sure), but even if she's playing legit arenas, her career trajectory will eventually land her firmly in the bosom of the state-fair circuit. So we don't really care if she f's up the words to her songs. Says Us Weekly:
Jessica Simpson's days on the road are over.The singer, 28, played the last show on her "Bob Your Head Tour" (with Rascal Flatts) Saturday in Irvine, Calif.
"I'm just so excited to be here doing this," she told the audience at the the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. "It's a dream come true. I feel like I've been given a second chance."
Simpson made headlines while on the road for her buzzed-about new curves and her tendency to mess up songs.
At her final show, the singer (who was back in Daisy Dukes) continued to have a few on-stage mishaps.
She flubbed the opening lyrics to "Remember That," a song about being in an abusive relationship.
"Oops! I said whiskey too early! I messed up!" she said before starting the song over. "I'm so embarrassed! But I'm starting over again because I really want you guys to hear the lyrics the right way."
While singing "Still Don't Stop Me", she also mixed up the opening line, blushing and running her fingers through her hair.
"I messed up again! I do this all the time!" she said, laughing.
Hye, song flubs run in the Simpson family. It's no biggie. Or maybe this is Jessica's way of distancing herself from little sis Ashlee's infamous lip synching. If she screws up the words, she must actually be singing, right?
