In our continuing coverage of douchebags who somehow score hot chicks, we bring you Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
Jessica Simpson has fueled speculation she's back in the arms of comedian Dane Cook after joining him at Prince's V.I.P. concert at Los Angeles' Roosevelt Hotel on Saturday.The couple reportedly dated while shooting the movie "Employee Of The Month" together — and guests at Prince's latest show were left in no doubt the pair are still close.
According to witnesses, Simpson and Cook sat next to each other on a sofa, often talking into each other's ear over the music.
A source tells Life & Style magazine, "They were laughing, joking and hanging out. They practically spent all night together, dancing and touching each other."
The Zach Braff/Drew Barrymore thing was bad enough. We spent out 4th of July burning copies of Scrubs in protest, and when Best Buy ran out of Braff-related DVDs we had to move on to storming into hospitals and setting fire to actual scrubs, sometimes with doctors and nurses still in them. But apparently the universe did not heed our arsonous cries, because if there is one person on the planet we despise more than Zach Braff–one jagbaggy dillweed who deserves to get laid less than ZB–it's Dane Cook, he of the carefully coiffed bedhead and twenty-minute SNL monologue. He embodies every single thing that is wrong in this world, from pre-faded thrift-store-chic t-shirts to the ability to achieve fame through MySpace. Not that we're saying that Jessica Simpson really deserves anything better, but Dane Cook definitely doesn't deserve to touch the boobies of anyone hotter than Amanda Lepore.
