Apparently Jessica Simpson has realized that we care less about her than we care about who's taking care of Paris's pet kinkajou Baby Luv while she's in the clink (true confession: We actually think about Baby Luv every day, whether he/she/it is getting enough food, how long it's been since he/she/it attacked Paris, if Paris lets him/her/it shit all over the house like Britney did with her long gone dogs. We're just trying to look tough by pretending we don't care). Anyway, Jessica is not liking our lack of attention, so she's taking the Carmen Electra approach to win us back: talking about how dirty and sexy she is at home, making us wish we had one of those super-powerful telephoto lenses the paps use. She said of the Pussycat Dolls:
ìI love the way they dance. I do some of the moves myself but not in public – I keep that for the bedroom. I love watching them. I take notes and then keep them for those private moments.î
That's great Jessica, you're a total tramp when it's just you and a greasy-haired craprocker in the privacy of your bedroom (which we're assuming is covered in all manner of pink and yellow Laura Ashley florals for that authentic P. Dolls brothel feel), but if you really want to grab our attention, take a cue from your little sis and pony up some booby. Oh, and Jessica's post-breakup media assault is double pronged, as she went back to blonde. Thank God the girl's hot again. Next up, the return of the cleavage (we hope).
Jessica is blonde and boobiful at MrSkin.com.
