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Jugs, Soft as an Easy Chair

Jessica_Simpson_Cleavage_1.jpgWell, Jessica Simpson still has big breasts. It's comforting to know that in this topsy-turvy world full of ugliness and pestilence and Britney weave tracks and people like Heidi Montag hogging the spotlight, that we have something soft and pillowy and constant to fall back on. They're our backbone, our rock. Our rocks. Our mushy, fleshy, overripe, peachy rocks. Our boobishly titulous mamnificent hooter juggy blammo mondo moundo rocks. Tits. Tits. Boobs. Titties!

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Simpson's cavernous cleave: there's more to see at MrSkin.com.

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2 Comments

  1. psychman
    Posted October 4, 2007 at 2:26 pm | Permalink

    What does she do to her legs — beat them with sticks. Of course maybe she has been chewing gum, causing her to fall down a lot.

  2. Papa Simpson
    Posted October 4, 2007 at 10:51 pm | Permalink

    Look at those 40 DDs!!!

    You can't hide those suckers!

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