If you are anything like us (and we can see by your cool soul patch and silky dragon shirt that you are), you've been wringing your hands and grinding your teeth, trying to figure out what specifically went wrong between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Thank God, then, that we have the National Enquirer to clue us in. It seems that she'd been enjoying a little outer-romance romance will the likes of uberdouches Zach Braff and Jared Leto. Take it away, Enquirer (via Celebitchy):
[Jessica Simpsonís] fling with Zach Braff began after a recent party hosted by Diddy, when the mogul received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
ìThey spent that night together and several others,î the source said.
ìThen she turned to Jared [Leto] for several more romantic trysts! And this was happening right under Tony Romoís nose!î
At one point she was juggling all three guys, according to the source.
That's not as sexy as the idea of Jessica Simpson having sex with all three guys at once, but juggling them is pretty impressive. Especially if they were on fire.
Giganto-jugged Jess shows it off at MrSkin.com.
