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Jessica Simpson Is the Hit of the VFW

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Once, Jessica Simpson was the cock of the walk, with the reality show and the holiday family spectacular and the biggest yoinkers in Hollywood. And now she's playing casinos and bingo halls. Like Donnie Iris and Rick Springfield! OK! mag reports:

From stadiums to bingo halls, Jessica Simpsonís performance venues have apparently slid towards the less-than-glamorous: Bingo regulars at the 2,500-capacity San Manuel Indian Bingo & Casino in Highland, Calif., had to go elsewhere for their game on Nov. 13 when she performed there.

The hallís florescent lighting, dirty carpet and fried-food odor is a far cry from the venues J-Simp played back when her album In This Skin sold 7 million copies.

ìJessicaís dressing room at the bingo hall was a little larger than a broom closet,î an insider tells OK! ìThereís an iron, but no ironing board. Thereís not even a fridge!î

Beyonce can throw fits if there's Veuve instead of Cristal in her dressing room, and Mariah Carey can demand the backstage be lined ceiling to floor in dusty rose velvet, but Jessica is lucky if she can get a Tetley tea bag and a Whitman's sampler. How far the mighty have fallen.

See sexy pics of Jessica Simpson at MrSkin.com.

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