After years and years of struggling and clawing her way to the top, Jessica Simpson has finally done it! She's the star of the number one movie in the country! And of course, the country we're talking about is Russia. Relays Celebitchy:
What ever happened to Jessica Simpsonís comedy, ìMajor Movie Starî?The ìPrivate Benjaminî ñ like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, ìMajor Movie Starî debuted to top box office inÖ Russia.
Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as ìmaybe one of the worst films ever madeî: a November premiere in Bulgaria.
So far thereís no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language.
We imagine that in Russia movie theaters are pretty appealing; they're warm and cozy and filled with delicious things like popcorn and nachos and Milk Duds, whereas our vast knowledge of Russian literature has taught us that the typical Russian home is filled with cold borscht, watching a blazing snowstorm outside your window, and a 250-pound mustachioed wife yelling at you to put more coal in the furnace. So we can see how Jessica Simpson would win out in the that situation.
But it seems that Jess is letting this newfound success go to her head, as she recently stood up boyfriend Tony Romo on date night. Reports People:
Jessica Simpson stood up two dates on Tuesday night ñ boyfriend Tony Romo and … Elmo?The singer ñ who designs clothing, shoes and handbags for Macy's ñ was supposed to fly from Nashville to New York Tuesday to celebrate the department store's 150th anniversary.
But driving rain caused serious flight delays, forcing Simpson to miss her scheduled Macy's gig singing "Happy Birthday" with Elmo.
In fact the deparment store party ñ which included guests like Eva Mendes, Tommy Hilfiger and Martha Stewart ñ had nearly ended by the time Simpson finally arrived at 8:30 p.m.
"I'm so, so sorry!" she said as she rushed into Manhattan's Gotham Hall with her B.F.F. hairstylist Ken Paves. "[I wish] I could be God and control the weather."
But her injured NFL boyfriend, for one, was hoping she'd miss the event.
"Tony was just praying [that I wouldn't make it out]," Simpson admitted. "He had planned a really romantic date in case I didn't make it [to New York] tonight."
And while a date night was tempting, "I decided to come," she continued. "I'm like, 'Honey, I have to go.' "
So what make's the quarterback such a catch? "His heart!" she told PEOPLE.
Tony better get used to Jessica flaking on plans. Now that she's a huge star in Russia, she doesn't need some American football player by her side. Before long she'll be hitting all the hot clubs in Moscow with the coutry's most desired chess sensation, Vladimir Ivanovich Technokov.
Jessica Simpson is majorly sexy at MrSkin.com.
