Jessica Biel Strips without Taking off Her Clothes

There have been many conflicting reports, so many, “Yes she is, yay!”s and “No she’s not, boo”s that we’re not believing anything we hear lately. Chances are, you will not see Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue. There’s a tradition in recent Hollywood history of strippers who wear more fabric than your granny at the beach. See Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, et al. Sure, Marisa Tomei recently flouted that rule in The Wrestler, but she’s 44 years old, not 24. She was thinking, “Hot damn, I look good. If it were socially acceptable I would walk through Safeway buck ass naked. I guess I’ll take a part as a stripper instead.” Plus, there’s another factor here. Powder Blue was filmed before all the hubbub about Marisa getting naked, so the awesomeness of that event couldn’t influence Jessica. So our money is on no nudity from Biel. In fact, we wouldn’t be surprised if she were “exotic dancing” in a Snuggie. But anyways, to stoke the fire a little more, here’s a video of Jessica Biel practicing her stripping routine. She’s in workout gear, so don’t get too excited. But there are a few snippets from the movie intertwined with Biel in lingerie. Maybe now’s a good time to finally spring for those X-ray glasses advertised in all those Archie comics. Cause that’s probably your best bet for seeing some boobage.