Unquestionably, one of the saddest things in life is the idea of dudes jerking off to cartoon characters. Seriously, is that necessary? Are there not any attractive women anywhere in your vicinity? That cute chick who works at Walgreens, you can’t think of her? On all those television channels, you can’t find ONE girl who does it for you? You have to turn to a damn drawing to get off? Because that’s pretty gay if you ask us. Think about it. Some guy thought up that chick. Then he drew her. Then you jerked off. So really, you’re jerking off to some other dude’s fantasy. Gay. And really, really sad. Nonetheless, apparently a lot of you think that Jessica Rabbit is sexy. And a lot of you think that Jessica Biel is sexy. So here you go: Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit. At least this one we can understand.
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Are you aware that drawing predated photographs, and was the first porn?
That's an awfully lot of people to be calling "sad" and "gay".
I mean really, you blog about celebrity smut, you don't have much room to talk here.
You guys much not like porn much, as much of that is from some guy's fantasy. You also must be very worried about your sexuality to think that something from another guy's fantasy is gay.