Hey turds. Have you forgotten about Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue? Have you moved on to something else by now, like Hannah Montana-inspired porn? Well, let’s assume that you haven’t passed that threshold just yet and are still able to appreciate life’s simple pleasures, like a huge celebrity showing her tits in a (surely crappy) straight-to-DVD movie. If you need more extreme forms of entertainment, obviously you’re on the wrong website. Just try typing “bukkake” into Google and take your pick. Hey, we’re just here to help. For the rest of you, here’s Jessica Biel nude in Powder Blue, in live motion. Don’t say we ain’t never gave you nothing’.
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Thank you thank you thank you!
And THANK YOU JESSICA for doing what Nat-Port and Brit-Brit and LiLo and that no-name hack from the Transformers movie don't have the ovarian fortitude to do!
Is there anything grosser than a stripper smoking while stripping? UGGGG!!! I wonder if Justin cringed when he had to watch this with Jessica.. AWKWARD!!!!
I agree, Stacy. There are better ways to express self-destruction on the stripping pole. I only hope those were faux herbal smokes like the ones used in THE X FILES and MAD MEN. I hate to see Ms. Biel hooked on the real stuff.
I honestly don't know what's so great about Jessica Biel. She's got a good body, but there's a billion girls out there with good bodies. She just always seemed so generic. One of the dime a dozen hot chicks you see all over the place.