Jessica Biel: Stripper With a Heinie of Gold

Who can turn the world on with her ass? Who can take a nothing dress and suddenly make it seem bootyliciass? Well it’s you, Jessica Biel, and you should know it. With each quiver and every junk jiggle you show it. That’s right! Jessica Biel, possessor of one of the greatest rumble seats in recent history, has long been rumored to be going naked in her upcoming film Powder Blue. The trailer has just been released, and although we see neither hairpie nor hide of JB, everything looks promising. It’s an artful trailer–the editor carefully balanced each boring scene with one of Biel writhing on a pole. Forest Whitaker looking pensive . . . Jessica Biel ass! Ray Liotta looking enraged . . . Jessica Biel in a bra! It goes on and on like such until the last 30 seconds, when they just said “fuck it” and turned it into a montage of Biel air-humping in her skivvies. SOLD!