Powder Blue Looking More and More like I Know Who Killed Me 2

At this point, Jessica Biel in Powder Blue pretty much embodies the lyrics of the Waitresses’ classic opus “I Know What Boys Like”. She promises the goods, then shakes her head and never lets us, laughing “Hmm hmmm hmmm! Suckers.” With yesterday’s release of the Powder Blue trailer, hopes to see Jessica Biel nude were at an all time high. Today, hopes are dashed. Take it away, Daily Mail:

[Jessica Biel] is keen not to see her scantily-clad image exploited, and has signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see.

The contract is said to ban shots of her breasts (nipples from the front and side) and her bottom (side view only) ñ in the Crash-like ensemble drama Powder Blue.

A source told Us Weekly magazine that although the director will film scenes that are even more revealing, ‘Jessica will decide if she wants to show anything additional’.

She’s like Lucy and we’re Charlie Brown. She holds that football and smiles sweetly and promises that this time, all will be well, and then when we go to kick that fucker she snatches it away. Only we wouldn’t really kick Jessica Biel’s tits. We’d pet them nicely and buy them sparkly baubles and tell them our hopes and dreams. Our greatest wishes and darkest fears.