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Jessica Biel Loves Barbells More Than Brewskis

jessica_biel_buff.jpgLike Lou Ferrigno with tits or an errant Hogan child raised on 'roid-laced breast milk, Jessica Biel is most comfortable doing squat thrusts and deadlifts. Legend has it that an opposing army once fired a cannonball into her abs and the cannonball disintegrated into dust upon impact. True story! The only problem is that boyfriend Justin Timberlake is concerned that Jessica's gym obsession has taken over her life. A source told Digital Spy:

"Jessica is under a lot of pressure to stay in shape because there is so much competition among young actresses in Hollywood. Jessica loves to work out and so does Justin, but lately it seems like that's all she does. She's got an amazing body and Justin is trying to get through to her that she can afford to take some time out once in a while and have a burger, some beers and a day doing nothing."

Wow, that must be pretty hard for Justin to adjust. After all, please remember that he is used to dating a woman who is known for taking time out every second of every day doing nothing, having a burger, and some beers. And some churros. And some margaritas. And some Provigil. And a large sheet cake with Power Rangers on it. And a large Power Rangers sheet cake stuffed with Provigil and frosted with churros.

Want to see Jessica Biel nude? You'll have to settle for almost nude. At MrSkin.com.

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