Men, they are from Mars, and they are wont to find a move that works and stick with it, carrying it from relationship to relationship. One girl responds well to being serenaded by Breathe's "Hands to Heaven"? You better bet all subsequent girlfriends are gonna get an earful of mid-'80s English pop. Justin Timberlake is no different, and rumor has it that he recycled an old Cameron Diaz gift idea to give to abundant-assed new love Jessica Biel: a surfboard and accompanying wax. Says a source:
"He phoned Evolution Surf and ordered a longboard with a blue, yellow and gold design. He also put in an order for a year's supply of Sex Wax. He thought it'd be fun to surprise her with a board and a trip to Hawaii to teach her how to surf!"
Haha, yeah, that would indeed be fun. It's also going to be super fun for Jessica when, after their arrival in Hawaii, Justin gifts her with a blonde wig and then grabs the corners of her mouth and staples them back in a permanent Joker grin. "Also, how about I call you 'Cammy'? Is that cool? I dunno, I just thought it would be fun!" FUN!
Biel says yes to crack at MrSkin.com.
May as well check out Cameron while you're there. Oh, no reason. Not to compare them or anything. Just, you know, just CUZ.
