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Biel Butt, Soon Within Reach. Can You Smell It?

bieleat.jpgThis Powder Blue movie just keeps getting more and more appealing. Or should we say ap-peel-ing? Ha! Ha! Bet you never heard that pun before. Thank you, thank you. We'll be debuting similarly fresh material at Goldman's in the Catskills this coming Tuesday afternoon. But we digress. First, this movie promised Jessica Biel in her underwear, then there were whisperings that she was going to possibly be a little nakeder than that. Today, we inch ever closer to uncovering exactly how much of the Biel we'll see. A source told US Weekly:

"Jessica signed a contract that explicitly details the bare minimum fans will see – including shots of her breasts and butt."

The notion of seeing Jessica Biel's buoyant, storied squatter unfettered by clothing is akin to hearing the sweet song of the mythical siren without ear protection, or looking directly at the sun during an eclipse. It's dazzling and life-changing. And yet a little bit dangerous.

Biel shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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