FemaleFirst Sez: "Aw, Whatever, They All Look Alike"

We read a somewhat perturbing story this morning from the usually ultra accurate and reliable FemaleFirst, but we can't quite figure out what's wrong with it. Maybe our loyal and knowledgeable readers can decipher it's perplexing mystery.

Jessica Biel was terrified about Ben Stiller touching her breasts in their new movie.

The 25-year-old actress, who stars alongside Stiller in 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry', worked out for weeks to ensure she looked her best for the scene where the comic actor feels her boobs.

Jessica told Style magazine: "I was definitely freaked out about filming that scene where Ben has to inspect my boobs to see if they are natural. I knew it was coming, I thought, 'I've only got a month, three weeks, then two weeks.'

"I had to train pretty hard and stay on a structured diet. I don't like the word 'diet' though, I just kept my eating in check to get to a place with my body where I felt, 'OK, its cool, I can be in a movie in my underwear.' "

Jessica, who plays a lawyer hired by two New York firemen who are pretending to be gay in the film, admits she loved working with Ben.

She added: "I like Ben a lot. He is like a big brother to me. It was such fun doing the movie together."

We just can't put our finger on it. Something's off. But what could it be? Oh, that's it. The story doesn't even mention Ben's fabulous past successes, like Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, and Billy Madison. You gotta give respect where respect is due, FF.


See Biel's "Ben" honked boobles at MrSkin.com.