A Handful of Biel

After shotgunning a cool domestic beverage and cheering on large, overpaid men bashing the crap out of each other, the next logical step in one's evening would obviously be to reach over and bury your meathooks into the soft, rounded swelling of the female buttock. And that's exactly what Justin Timberlake did to girlfriend Jessica Biel on the sidelines of the Bears-Packers game. Wait, did we say "Justin Timberlake"? We meant "Jessica's very female friend". Justin was too busy gluing his eyes to other asses. The ones on the field. The ones attached to dudes. An onlooker told Star:

"It looked like the friend reached over and squeezed Jessica’s butt while Justin was looking out at the field. Jessica didn’t even flinch - but when Justin suddenly turned around, Jessica’s friend pulled her hand away."

Well good God, Biel is the owner of the most huggable, lovable pair of buns on the planet. How could one possibly be standing next to them and not give them a hearty honk? It would be like walking past a pile of bubble wrap without popping. Or walking by a fresh new pile of snow without making a snow angel in it. Or dropping off hot and sexy Jessica Biel after a mega lesbo-erotic sweaty workout session without leaning in to french her, long and deep and hard.





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