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Jessica Alba's Bikini Induces Gapes; Boners

When we look at pictures of Jessica Alba in a bikini, two things generally follow soon after: mandible flopping down to rest, saliva-smeared, on our chest, and uncontrollable, painful erections. As Jessica's recent blue bikini-clad jaunt to the beach proved, we aren't the only ones. Turn your eyes to Fig. 1:

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The youngster in the water has the awed gape down pat. But the Carribean waters cover up what might be lurking under his Kim Possible swim trunks. Fig. 2 offers a hint:

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A hint of semi, that is.

Alba? Yes, Alba. There's more at MrSkin.com.

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