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Jessica Alba's All Wet

jessica-albawet1.jpgWhen we last left Jessica Alba, she was pantsless. An attractive prospect, to be sure, but remember that she was wearing more makeup than a Janice Dickinson impersonator at Drag Night at the Ramrod. So it is our pleasure to introduce you to the Jessica Alba of the future: a comely lass with a comely ass and an inexplicably yet graciously soaked tank top. This appears to be another makeup commercial, though we're not really sure what kind of makeup she's shilling in a get-up like that. Unless by "makeup" they mean "man juice".

Alba is able . . . to cause erections. At MrSkin.com.

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