Look out, Charlize Theron in Monster! Jessica Alba is hot on the heels of your cinematic fuglitude! The facially gifted star has been photographed on the set of her upcoming movie, An Invisible Sign of My Own, in which she plays a dowdy math teacher obsessed with numbers. You can tell Alba's character means business because, naturally, only ugly women can be smart. Let's take a moment to commend the highers-up on this film for their daring bravery in allowing Jessica Alba to ugly up for this serious role. Just look at those pigtails! Her hair only has 76% of the shine it usually does. And instead of pouty gloss, her lips are coated in a demure soft rose shimmer as to magically transform them from voluptuously kissable to slightly just-bitten and vaguely pouty. The pencil in the mouth, well, that does suggest phalluses and oral, but it's a pencil! That's so nerdy! And the clashing prints! Oh, only an intelligent, unattractive person would dare to "go there"! We haven't seen a transformation this stunning since fat Jared Leto with gout.
Pics and vids of Jessica Alba almost nude are at MrSkin.com.
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