OK, this is just getting freaky now. Not only is every actress between the ages of 24 (uh, make that 17, sorry Jamie Lynn) and 42 presently pregnant, over half of them are housing twins. This is some straight up sci-fi, Village of the Damned baby boom type crap right here. J. Lo is about to shoot a double dose of squalling, powder-scented flesh out of her baby burrito, Angelina Jolie is rumored to be cooking up a pair, and now Jessica Alba? Our gossip doula, FemaleFirst, quotes a source close to Jessica as saying,
"Knowing that she's going to have twins has literally turned Jessica's life upside down. She and Cash have had to scrap their plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again . . . Cash and Jessica aren't sure whether they want to know the sex of the babies now or wait to be surprised when Jess gives birth on June 8."
It's rather amazing that the uteruses of female celebrities seem to be equipped with a trend-sniffing device that enables them to grow the latest in fetal fads. Pretty soon they'll be popping out Yorkies in Burberry dog raincoats, like Athena springing full-grown from the head of Zeus.
