Sexica Alba Talks Sex

Jessica Alba says sex ain't no big thing. She thinks everyone should be able to have sex with whoever they sex. If men can sex with sex when they sex, women should sex whoever they sex sex sex sex sex sex. Sex think sex covers sex. People brings us the scoop on Jess's totally sexy sex interview for Allure. Sex.

On Her Steamy Public Image: "[Hollywood] always play[s] up your sexuality, because that's what gets men into the theaters. And I never really gave a s--- about all that stuff! It's nothing to be ashamed of. But it is definitely not what I am about by any means!"

On Owning Her Sexuality: "I don't think I was comfortable with my sexuality until I was an adult, probably, like, 22 – that's when I stopped apologizing and stopped feeling ashamed. I did the Vagina Monologues in L.A. That made me proud."

On Sex Before Marriage: "I never believed women had to be virgins when they got married, or that a woman has to fall in love with a guy just because they're having sex. I don't think sex is a big deal. I hated the hypocrisy of it. Men can do whatever, and it's acceptable."

We get it. Now that Jessica's all knocked up and only desired for her massive milk-filled maracas and not the whole hotness package, she's feeling undesirable so she's all like, "Hey! Look at me! I'm still hot. And I like to have sex. A lot. With anyone I feel like. I'm like a man. Only super duper super hot. LOOK AT ME!"

Oh, and of course, when you think sexy you immediately think Charlie Chaplin, right? You are so like Jessica Alba! She dressed up as the Little Tramp to showcase her rocking bod. Because tramps like to have sex, therefore Chaplin is sexy. Is that the reasoning here? Because our only other guess is that Allure's costume closet was robbed and the only get-ups left were Charlie and Minnie Pearl. In which case, way to blow it, Jess, on the sexier of two choices.


Jessica sexes it up at MrSkin.com.