The thing about babies, see, is that the aftermath can go either way. Either a celeb is so eager to lose the baby weight that they pass the thing off to a nanny and spend two months straight in the gym then celebrate with a People cover in a bikini, or they actually spend time with their kid, lose the weight at a natural pace, and cover themselves in dumpy clothes for a year or two. It appeared that Jessica Alba was going to fall into the first camp, having shed the baby weight and showed off in a bikini a few months after her daughter was born last year, but then there was nothing. But here we finally have Jessica Alba in a bikini again. And what’s that? Is that husband Cash Warren, a.k.a. Lucky Dude Who Must Be Hung Like an Elephant, trying to grab a piece of that meaty ass? Yes. Yes it is. We guess that’s the payoff he gets for having to haul the name Cash around with him his entire life. Pretty good exchange really.
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Yeah, some guys have all the luck. Now if only Ms. Alba could get around to doing SIN CITY 2 and this time show a little more skin. (Yeah, I hear you laughing. I thought it was funny too.)