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jessica-alba-see_through.jpgNow this is a shot worth your attention. Your first instinct, we're sure, is to notice that Jessica Alba's shirt is completely see-through. Your heart swells, as do your reproductive parts, as Jessica Alba see-through shots are few and far between. Then you notice that she is wearing a brassiere, and you wither a bit, but not for long, as you note that said foundation garment is also sheer. Your erectile tissues fill with blood anew, until it become apparent that your worst fears are actually true. Jessica Alba has no nipples. Where are those things? You cannot make out pasties or patches or even latex paint. Sadly, your eyes then wander south and notice that she is wearing pants that would look at home on a Bratz doll, and you might as well stick a tombstone on your dingus because that thing is d-e-a-d dead.

Main pic via Taxi Driver.

You can see right through Jessica at MrSkin.com.

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  1. Burt
    Posted October 28, 2007 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    She's hot without nips!!! And since we know that they're there somewhere, ley the imagination do the rest!

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