Like two sublime scoops of smoothly-milled instant mashed potatoes on a fifth grader's lunch tray they sit. Perched, quivering, waiting for your firm but tender caress. Velvety. Split down the center by a flirty cleave that beckons from deep within. Tauntingly, they remain swathed in sheerness or fully-clad. They are Jessica Alba's butt cheeks, and we invite you to gaze upon their gently rolling vista.
Here's Alba, shooting a makeup commercial. Apparently, this is a makeup commercial set in 1989, if we're going by the turd-brown lipstick ("Toast of New York"?), hot-rollered spiral curls, and glitter strappy heels from The Wild Pair in the Oak Street Mall. She would have been the belle of our junior prom, dancing to Bad English's "When I See You Smile" in her curiously panty-baring Zum Zum dress.
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