Jessica Alba Sez: "More Ham and Cheese, Please!"

You what we love? (well, besides masturbating to Judy Nails, of course.) When skinny famous ladies fall pregnant and finally allow themselves to stuff any old thing into their cake holes. The thought of preggo Milla Jovovich grabbing a cow bone and sucking out the marrow was to us what schoolgirl porn is to Charlie Sheen. Now PageSix.com reveals that Jessica Alba loves nothing more than a ham and cheese sandwich.

Attention, celeb pals of Jessica Alba, PageSix.com has a heads-up on baby gifts for the actress's much-anticipated little one: ham and cheese.

Cash Warren's fiancée was feeling bloggyin France today, on the last stop of promoting her thriller The Eye. The bumped beauty mused on Paris fashion, Amy Winehouse and deli sandwiches while getting makeup done for her flick's French premiere (above).

Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can't get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States, the bread is amazing. My tummy is getting bigger by the second and the little one must like the food too because it is moving and kicking like crazy. IT'S THE BEST.

It's almost as if harboring a fetus in one's uterus makes a an untouchable example of Hollywood perfection HUMAN. Does this mean that about once a day Jessica Alba also places her posterior upon a ring of porcelain and excretes feces? Is it possible that she is one of us?

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Jessica's probably never had to poop before, but now that she's got a baby inside her messing up her innards she might have to start.

 Posted by: Johnny | March 6, 2008 08:09 PM

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