Oh Jessica Alba, you irrepressible little rapscallion! Waiting until we're all atizzy over the Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz Tweedledumbass nuptials and then sneaking off and getting hitched on a Monday. People scoops the poop:
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have gotten married, PEOPLE confirms.
The couple quietly wed Monday, says her rep, Brad Cafarelli.
Alba, 27, is expecting a daughter with Warren, 31, this summer.
The couple met while filming Fantastic Four and were engaged last December.
So if you were spending sleepless nights worrying about the soul of their unborn fetus coming into this world a bastard and therefore destined to forever be filleted in the fiery bowels of hell for all eternity, worry no longer. That one was for our significant Neo-Calvinist readership. Haaaaaay.
Jessica shows it off at MrSkin.com.
