Your sexual fantasies about Paris Hilton and Bai Ling have always been a little on the complicated side. After the dirty contortionistic porking, you have to imagine heading to your local free clinic for shots of penicillin. But your Jessica Alba dreams have remained relatively chaste and unsullied by chancres or embarrassing, odorous discharge. Until now! According to laragmag.com, Jessica gots the herp:
. . . Our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it fromÖthatís rightÖdirty Derek Jeter.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why would Cash's assistant be filling Jessica's prescription? And even more suspiciously, why would Cash Warren, a lowly P.A., have his own assistant? Anyway, herpes isn't really that big a deal. Actually, according to the Valtrex commercials, it involves being in a loving committed relationship with an incredibly hot person and going kayaking and paragliding with them all the time. Herpes rules!
Jessica, in all her glory, is there for your perusal at MrSkin.com.
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not much i can say for derek. but jessica is still a very beautiful little whore. as for cash he sounds jaded
Fake boobs rule.