When you were in college and you had long since blown all of your student loan money on really essential things like hair dye and new piercings, you probably went scouring through the dumpster behind Kroger looking for stale bread and leaky bottles of jam. And it was cool. Because it showed the world how punk you were. "I don't need money to survive, man. I'll just live off the waste of the ruling class." Then you went to philosophy class and discussed Nietzsche. But you never knew that one day glamorous actresses would be taking up dumpster diving. But that Jessica Alba, she won't conform to your preconceived notions of what a glamorous actress should do. If she wants to root through her neighbors' trash, she's gonna do it. Someone blabbed to The Enquirer:
Jessica is into doing creative projects, and she gets a lot of material from the junk her wealthy neighbours throw out. She doesn't hide them, she's proud of her work and reasons that it's foolish to spend thousands of dollars at an expensive store when you can sometimes score just as nice things in the trash. She uses a lot of things she has redone in her own home, but she also gifts them to her friends.
What do you think Jessica does after she drops off trash to her friends? Invites them to cook up some vegan sloppy joes from the Soy Not Oi cookbook and head down to the park for a Food Not Bombs gathering?
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Look a toilet-head!
first of all i don't believe that the queen exists. so its just some wild ass story. and if there is a ruling class they haven't got anything right yet. so much for rule. i believe the story about jesus is an insane interpretation of the parables of hercules, and because earth is geb, geb is adam, and adam the son of god is literally hercules. and that makes the ruling class a liar
the ruling class would be a liar because, the end of the story of hercules is the beginning. so the child holding two serpents is symbolic of ascension, which would mean, hercules, adam, geb, whoever did become a god
@ Herman Bumfudle
The FUCK are you talking about?
She looks rough in that photo I will tell you that!
I havent a clue what the hell Herman is talking about but I think it’s sick (the good sick” that Alba does this. Dumpster diving is fun as hell. I don’t believe the rich neighbor story, bc how many times do these people actually rent dumpsters and do some manual trash removal, but if it is true more power to her.