Jessica Alba Is Still Punker Than You

Avril Lavigne is going to be pissed, because Jessica Alba is fast proving that she's the punkest princess in all the land. We know, we weren't expecting it either, but the other day we heard about her dumpster-diving hobby, and today she's all up in the news for toting around a bucket full of wheat paste and slapping some posters all over Oklahoma City. But to our disappointment, she wasn't pasting up fliers for a fictional 1984 show featuring Crass and Agnostic Front but pictures of pretty sea creatures. We're not quite sure what pasting pictures of sharks (with no words, mind you) over United Way billboards in OK City is going to teach the world, but we respect Alba's urge to fight the man (you know, the man who raises money for children and the like). What we don't respect is Alba being a chump. After the police started looking into the incident (which wasn't hard, as Jessica had photographed herself pasting up the posters and then put the pics on the damn internet), Alba apologized, saying:

I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign.

This apology is sort of stomping on our wishes, but we're really hoping it was a minor misstep and Jess will heave herself fully into the punk scene. The next time we open Us Weekly, we hope to see her spare changing outside of Starbucks, reading the latest issue of Maximumrocknroll, all X'd up, a Man Is the Bastard patch safety pinned to the ass flap of her cargo pants.