Jessica Alba Sez: Vote for Bondage!

Supposedly this ad of Jessica Alba wrapped in tape is shocking, although we’re not too sure why, because every seven-year-old has done the same thing with a roll of duct tape and learned a very valuable lesson about how much that f’ing hurts. But she’s in bondage, which is sort of hot, sure, but not shocking, unless you’re seventeen. “Ohmigod, not voting is so like the same as being tied up and not allowed your freedom and being restrained from doing fun things like shopping and getting mani pedis. I am so going to vote! When do I do that? Is it this weekend, because my boyfriend is playing in a really, really important soccer match and I totally have to be there cause he’ll be really sad if I’m not there cheering for him and it will probably make his team lose. So I hope voting doesn’t happen this weekend, cause I won’t be able to make it. Can we reschedule?” Also, if we’re supposed to equate not voting with being stripped of our voice and our freedom, is this ad also gently coaxing us to vote for former POW McCain? Makes you think, doesn’t it?


See Jessica Alba sex it up at MrSkin.com.