Remember when words like "curvy" and "voluptuous" were used to describe Jessica Alba? This was before Scarlett Johansson's overflowing cleavage and Jessica Biel's rumptastic posterior assaulted Hollywood with their round juiciness and we learned what those words actually meant. Well, somewhere along the way we must have been distracted by a bouncing booty or an overstuffed push-up bra and left Alba alone long enough to study up on Nicole Richie's weight-loss secrets. Even her lips look somehow thinner. Boobies and booties: the real victims of Hollywood's thinsession.
Ah, thank you, GQ, for giving us insight into Jessica Alba's battle with nourishment.
See, it's not her fault that her curves have melted away. Sometime during the filming of Into the Blue Jess must have contracted a mental disorder that prevents her mind from recognizing edibles. The poor girl wanders her home, not knowing that proper sustenance resides in the refrigerator, gnawing on whatever she sees in an attempt to sate the rumbling in her tummy: the FTD bouquet, the hand-stitched Moroccan throw pillow, her chihuahua.
And her doctor's attempt to switch her to an all-liquid diet didn't fare too well either.
The entire GQ photo shoot is provided for your perusal by your friendly neighborhood Egotastic!
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