Jessica Alba does everything better than you. She looks better in a bikini, she always replaces the toilet paper in the proper overhand position, and she gave birth to brand new whelp Honor Marie Warren with nary a drug, scalpel, or uttered word. The new baby pics and first post-birth interview was sold to the highest bidder graciously granted to OK! mag, and Alba says that Honor's birth was a quiet affair.
ìI didnít scream," Jessica reveals. "It was really Zen.î And Cash could only marvel at his wifeís quiet strength when she gave birth. ìShe didnít make a sound,î he says. ìIt was amazing.î
The Love Guru star tells OK! that she had natural birth. ìThe labor was more like meditation,î she says. ìI did yoga breathing. I was focused."
Yeah, Jessica, um, it would probably be wise if you maybe kept that whole quiet, Zen birth thing under wraps. Lest tomorrow you wake up in a dark room with a throbbing headache and when the burlap sack is removed from your head, you see Tom Cruise there, whispering, "Soon, my sweet. Soon. You shall be my new loins."
Shhhh. Speak softly and fondle your big stick because Jessica has sexy pics at MrSkin.com.
