A dingo did not take her baby, but a coyote did steal her lesbian malti-poo. Alas, poor Jessica Simpson. It’s bad enough she got unceremoniously dumped by Tony Romo. Now her dog Daisy has become Snausages to a desert cur. Last night Jessica took to Twitter and let us all know that
My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!
And she included the helpful flier to the left, which is a really good idea, because we’re certain once the coyote gets back to his den and logs into Twitter, he’ll see just how bad he screwed up, remove the be-curled moppet from his jaws, and return her to Jessica for a tidy reward.
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3 Comments
Ah, man! You guys stop making light of this. Yeah, Jessica Simpson isn’t the sharpest pencil in the pack, but even she doesn’t have to deal with the grief of losing a dog by having to listen to bad jokes. I mean, the dog’s dead but please don’t put salt on the wound. Let the woman grieve in peace.
assholes leave jess alone she s not offering the coyottes a reward she just trying anything that helps hope you have to have hope ,,, i would of searched the mountains for my pups if it happened to me day and night till i could find her and mayby i couldnt find her but at least you have to try ,,, my heart goes out to her and poor little daisey
man i lost a dog 2 yrs ago that i had for 13 yrs. it was heartbreaking. i am still not over it. most people who have these small pets treat them like children. i am sure daisy was treated like this. she must be heart broken and in denial at the same time. its a greiving process. its funny to some but disrespectful to others, i guess its all in how you value a pet.