Her boots were made for walking. Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a cage. She has blonde ambition. His world is a vampire. They are Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan, and all our dreams have come true today, because the gossip gods have squatted and laid a golden egg in our outstretched paws! E! Online reports:
It seems Jessica Simpson, whose most recent relationship with quarterback Tony Romo experienced a bit of a fumble earlier this year, is now looking to make beautiful music with Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan.
What reportedly started off as a mere crush has turned into something a whole lot more.
“She has fallen hard and is smitten,” a source tells E! News of Jessica, adding that both she and 42-year-old Billy consider themselves “officially dating.”
Hopefully this will ignite a new trend of pop tarts dating ’90s craprockers, and we’ll see Shayne Lamas making out with Shifty Shellshock and Brooke Hogan hooking up with the bald guy from Live.
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Cripes – you’d have thought Billy would have a touch higher standards. I’m kidding. No seriously.