The killer inside. The killer inside. Every single one of us. The Killer Inside. It’s a new movie with Jessica Alba as a masochist who enjoys the kiss of a belt on her buns and, as we reported in November, it is possible that one can see the storied Jessica Alba ass in this masterpiece. But guess what? Pssssyyyche. Face job. LOL @ U. Booyah, buttwipe. You fell for the rumpular ruse. According to Mr. Skin, that shit is probably a double. He’s the minute-by-minute breakdown from Sundance:
(0:18) Jessica Alba is in bra and panties with Affleck in bed.
(0:23) Jessica Alba is in her bra being screwed on bed by Affleck with a belt around her neck,
(0:25) Alba stands in front of mirror and puts on black panties all the way up underneath her dress.
(0:28) As Alba lies beaten on the ground, Affleck takes his foot and kicks her boob covered in her dress.
(0:46) Affleck thinks of Jessica Alba on bed in black nightgown, then bra and panties.
(1:05) Alba is in bed with Affleck. There’s a shot where we see a good part of a right breast. Whether or not its hers is another question.
(1:17) Alba is getting her ass spanked again. There’s a shot where we see Alba’s face and a good part of a right butt cheek, but not the whole.
A side boob and partial cheek do not a nude scene make, so there you have it. Also, there were some scenes with Kate Hudson in a nightgown, but we left those out because it’s not titillating to our readership, who are most likely not Victorian gentlemen angling for a glimpse of petticoat. Except for you, Alfred Lord Tennyson, I know you’re reading this, cocksucker. I want my welted-breast ticket-pocket waistcoat back, you cur.
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he should of kicked her head twenty times & then kicked the boobie