Million Dollar Baby(s)

You know that picture of you at 8 months old? The one depicting you with one hand down your diaper and the other using one of your own fekes as a writing utensil on the dining room wall? The one your mom lovingly calls "Harold and the Poople Crayon" that she likes to whip out when you bring dates over? Imagine that picture is worth more than your salary times twenty, and you know what it's like to be Jessica Alba's daughter or Matthew McConaughey's son. Both Alba and McCon have brokered deals to whore out lovingly sell photographs of their precious spawn to magazines for a sweet, sweet price. According to TMZ:

TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million richer thanks to OK! Magazine.

We're hearing the two-part deal consists of pictures of the baby now, and one other "event" -- Christmas, Thanksgiving, vacation, etc. Our spy said Jessica initially turned down the offers of several weekly mags, not wanting to sell, but eventually caved.

Two-month-old Honor, we're told, is just "adorable" and the pictures, taken this week, are "so cute."

1.5 clams buys a lot of Baby Bjorns and Zwieback crackers, to be sure, but Honor Warren is actually as poor as Firecrotch Lohan circa 2006 in the race for the priciest baby pics. Our personal photo broker, Female First, says:

Matthew McConaughey has reportedly sold photos of his new son for $3 million.

The 'Fool's Gold' actor and model girlfriend Camila Alves - who welcomed Levi, their first child together, earlier this week - are said to have signed a deal with America's OK! magazine to publish the first pictures of the little boy.

What makes one baby worth twice as much as another? What does Levi have that Honor doesn't? Perhaps we should go by the parents and assume that Honor sat for her shoot, sour-faced, demanding a body double for her diaper scenes while Levi let it all hang out, even humping some sand on a beach and sharing a weed pacifier with the camera crew.



Jessica Alba shows it off at MrSkin.com.