As a general rule, we try to avoid stories about inconsequential celebrity controversy such as Ellen Degeneres's dog and anything involving cast members of The Hills. So you'll forgive us for glossing over the big hoo-ha about Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini and everyone calling her an orca. Because 1. whatever, 2. Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties was a boss flicker. Of the resulting fracas, JLH says:
ìIt made me feel a little embarrassed to be honest. It made me a little sad. It hurt my feelings.î
So remember that series of hair dye commercials from the late '80s featuring Ivana Trump slurring Czechishly: "Beautiful hair is the BEST revenge"? Well, in Jenny Love's case, beautiful cans are the best revenge. And at the premiere of 27 Dresses she basically served that shit up straight Death Wish style.
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You uh, go girl?
The fatter J love gets, the harder my man-meat gets. Iíd love to get lost between those butt burgers. Her anal cavity is just waiting for my entrance.
She has got to have a furry bush if sheíd avoid trimming for a month or two.