When we first heard that Jennifer Lopez was one of the privileged guests at TomKat's Crazee Roman Alien Wedding (TM), we were confused. Then we heard that Xenu was helping JLo fill up her empty, lonely womb and saw her gal palling with Leah Remini, and it made a bit more sense. But as it turns out, those Hubbardians have been working their thetan-killing magic on Jenny Lo for a good twenty years with an inside operative: her dad.
Victoria Beckham may find more sense in single-handedly paying the salaries of upper management at Barney's than supplying the Scientology Celebrity Center with new e-meters, but JLo respects the money grubbers, as she knows it's hard work to cash checks. In an interview with a Miami NBC affiliate, JLo said:
I, myself, am Catholic. But it's just sad that people would look at it (Scientology) in that way. My dad has been a Scientologist for 20 years," she said. "It's weird people want to paint it in a negative way.
Hey, good news, Jenny. Katie Holmes has already paved the way for you. She has shown that you can be a Catholic and a Scientologist! You just have to attend special auditing classes that teach you about Jesus' true alien form, how Mary was really impregnated by a visitor from another planet, and how Jesus fought to overcome the stigma of his alien parentage. It's all documented in one of L. Ron's books. Oh, and you'll probably have to give up things like Mass and confession and rosaries and the Bible. But they aren't really that important, are they?
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