J. Lo doesn't want to be remembered as the lady from Gigli with the fat butt who banged Puffy and then married a zombie and had his brain-hungry half-undead twins. No, indeed. So although better singers and actresses have taken her place, and a lady named Kim Kardashian with an even more inflated can has stepped in, Jennifer Lopez wanted to re-ASS-ert her dominance in the field of divadom. New website The Daily Beast debuts today with an eye-opening interview with Lopez. First she reveals that she suffered from post-partum depression:
ìAt the tenth day after giving birth all that chemical stuff did peakóthat hormone thingóand I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving. I couldnít get up fast enough to feed the babiesÖMarc was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, ëOh, PapiÖtheyíre going to know everybody more than meÖTheyíre going to love everybody more than me!í [Lopez also says in the interview that sheís not breastfeeding, but doesnít elaborate.]
Ah yes, if only you could have a list of backstage mother demands on the birth certificate stating that the babies must love Mommie Dearest above all. And that they have to provide her with gardenia Jo Malone candles and a low fat cheese plate.
But even more curious is Lopez's love for Scientology. The interview states:
Lopezís father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.
ìI do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. Itís very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.î
ìDo you consider yourself a Scientologist?î
ìNoÖI wouldnít have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.î
ìThat it is too exotic? Too cultish?î
ìJust negative feelings.î
ìWould you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?î
ìYeah. I wouldnít mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpfulÖItís all about communication. Thatís the thing, I really donít like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religionÖI just wish that people wouldnít judge it without knowing what it is.î
"It's all about communica–I HATE TALKING ABOUT THIS. Everyone is so down on it and they don't know what it is–I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS."
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