Jennifer Lopez Is a Xenuphile

J. Lo doesn't want to be remembered as the lady from Gigli with the fat butt who banged Puffy and then married a zombie and had his brain-hungry half-undead twins. No, indeed. So although better singers and actresses have taken her place, and a lady named Kim Kardashian with an even more inflated can has stepped in, Jennifer Lopez wanted to re-ASS-ert her dominance in the field of divadom. New website The Daily Beast debuts today with an eye-opening interview with Lopez. First she reveals that she suffered from post-partum depression:

“At the tenth day after giving birth all that chemical stuff did peak—that hormone thing—and I did cry a lot that day because I was having so much trouble moving. I couldn’t get up fast enough to feed the babies…Marc was helping out a lot and I was crying and crying and going, ‘Oh, Papi…they’re going to know everybody more than me…They’re going to love everybody more than me!’ [Lopez also says in the interview that she’s not breastfeeding, but doesn’t elaborate.]

Ah yes, if only you could have a list of backstage mother demands on the birth certificate stating that the babies must love Mommie Dearest above all. And that they have to provide her with gardenia Jo Malone candles and a low fat cheese plate.

But even more curious is Lopez's love for Scientology. The interview states:

Lopez’s father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.
“I do know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and all that kind of stuff. It’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.”
“Do you consider yourself a Scientologist?”
“No…I wouldn’t have a problem saying [I was] because I know what it is. I have no problems with it and it really actually bothers me that people have such a negative feeling towards it.”
“That it is too exotic? Too cultish?”
“Just negative feelings.”
“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?”
“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful…It’s all about communication. That’s the thing, I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

"It's all about communica--I HATE TALKING ABOUT THIS. Everyone is so down on it and they don't know what it is--I WILL NOT TELL YOU WHAT IT IS."



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