As of late, J. Lo's distinguished buns of yore have taken a backseat to young, brash, fat-keistered upstarts such as your Kardashians and your Biels. Instead of focusing on what's important–her gigantic ass–all we've been hearing about is Jen's cobwebby womb and how she thinks God will send her a baby when she's ready. God has hated her thus far, and we've suffered through many an "OMG! BABY BUMP!" spotting, but seriously, dudes, check out the picture at left. It was taken at a fashion show for her line, JustSweet, and a source told MediaTakeout:
ìEveryone was crowding around her and congratulating her about [her pregnancy]. She was really happy about it, and so was Marc Anthony.î
You all know that we're not ones to buy into hysterical fetal speculation, but either that Jen is with child or she spent all her On the 6 royalties on churros.
J. Lo = J. No Clothes. At MrSkin.com, of course.
