Before, Jennifer Lopez was all, "Waaaah! I want a baby! Feel sorry for me. My corpse husband gave bambinos to some other chica and won't give them to me. Waaaah!" And then she finally got some working semen in her uterus and she's not happy with that either. Now she's all, "Waaaah! I'm fat. Don't look at me! I'm a monster! (Which reminds me, my movie Monster-in-Law makes the perfect holiday gift.) My face is bloated. Waaaah!" MSNBC reports:
Jennifer Lopez might be thrilled that sheís pregnant, but according to some sources sheís ìfreaked outî over gaining weight.ìShe is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water,î a source told international press.
The weight gain is enough to prompt Lopez to put her career on hold until her little one makes an appearance.
ìShe plans to do a Victoria Beckham now and hibernate for the last few months. You wonít be seeing much of her in public from now on.î After a months-long bump watch, Lopez announced her pregnancy in November. Sheís due in the spring. Lopezís rep weighs in saying, ìThis is ridiculous and untrue. She is happy and healthy.î
God, woman, make up your mind. Do you want the babies or do you want the hot body? Because you can't have both. You're not Heidi Klum.
