Not only is Marc Anthony a scary little troll who looks like he chases down pigeons on city streets and sucks out their blood, apparently he's also "controlling" and "suffocating." Meanwhile, Ben Affleck spends afternoons in the park pushing Violet on the swings and stealing kisses with his adoring wife, all the while an enormous smile plastered on his face. If in thirty years a Grey Gardens-like documentary about J.Lo's later years is released in which she dances around her living room with a dressmaker's dummy calling it Ben we will not be surprised.
Rush & Molloy report:
Is Jennifer Lopez's third marriage in jeopardy? Friends assure us J.Lo and hubby Marc Anthony couldn't be more in love as she gets ready to perform tonight on "American Idol." But OK! magazine boldly declares that the two have "called it quits."Less than three years after Lopez and Anthony's wedding, the mag claims that they've had some nuclear blowups and that the "controlling" husband is "suffocating" his wife.
Despite marriage counseling, the couple "had a huge argument" last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend's New York apartment, according to the mag.
Another argument came in December, OK! says. Instead of spending New Year's Eve together, the mag reports, Lopez came to a Miami party solo. "Marc expected Jennifer to follow him back to New York and beg for forgiveness, but she didn't," a friend tells OK!
"Marc is very machismo," the mag quotes a source as saying. "Marc won't let her even do a photo shoot by herself. He is always there watching, waiting."
At a Golden Globes party, "Marc [dragged] Jennifer away after spotting her dancing with another man. Ö He has also insisted that Jennifer sell her beloved Miami home and the Los Angeles house where they wed."
Despite the magazine's insistence that they've "split!" (with an exclamation mark), Anthony was with Lopez at a record-signing in the Bronx last week. And they were together yesterday in L.A. as she rehearsed for "American Idol," where she's due to sing "Que Hiciste." Her rep brands the OK! piece "a disgusting story full of lies. We're consulting lawyers."
One actual friend of the couple tells us that "they're inseparable. I don't get a whiff of trouble."
Meanwhile, Anthony has developed a sideline in aeronautics. The singer is investing in a helicopter flight simulator that he hopes to sell to the Defense Department.
They're breaking up! Except they're fine! It's all bullshit, we say. The real story here is obviously about Marc Anthony's big-time government dreams. We think the alleged new Scientology converts are trying to impress Tom Cruise and other church big-wigs by bringing their religion to the Pentagon by furnishing Marc's flight simulator with high-tech, silent mind-controlling devices. The entire city of Washington D.C. will be worshipping Xenu by the 2008 election, which will create a perfect climate for Tom Cruise's surprise bid for the presidency.
Jenny can be found at MrSkin.com. Praise Xenu.
