They say nothing changes you like motherhood. It makes you softer, more caring, less selfish. You see the world through the eyes of your child and it's like magic. You give fully of yourself. Unless you're Jennifer Lopez, then you just remain your normal self-aggrandizing asshole self. According to a source at Good Morning America, after she filmed her interview the other day, she complained about everyone paying attention to Olympian Michael Phelps instead of her:
After filming a TV interview, she apparently said "she couldn't understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer.
The source added: "She couldn't come up with [Michael] Phelps' name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not 'the swimmer'."
After chewing on this for a bit, we have to admit that J. Lo's got a point here. Michael Phelps may have set a new record by nabbing eight Olympic gold medals in swimming, but Lopez has achieved far greater a goal: successfully mating with an undead ghoul who rose from the grave to impregnate a maiden with his zombie seed and create a master race of bubble-butted human-zombie hybrids that will take over the world with their hunger for brains and impressive booty-shaking skills. Advantage: Lopez.
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