Song as old as time. Tale as old as rhyme. Beauty and the beast. The idea of a gorgeous woman seeing the inner beauty of a hideous, twisted freak has long ignited the imaginations of the world, but when it comes down to it, hot babes don't have much in common with ogres. And after the initial passion, it seems that things are finally cooling off between the buffed, moisturized superass of Jennifer Lopez and reanimated corpse Marc Anthony. Hit us one time, US Weekly:
ìHeís very, very controlling of her." a close Anthony pal tells Us. "The skirts arenít as short. You donít see so much of that booty anymore.î Anthony also picks out Lopezís clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.
Another problem: Lopez ó who once commanded $15 million per film ó ìblames Marc for her career [downturn]. Jennifer looked around and said, ëThis is my life now? Iím a Long Island housewife?í She hates that everything she worked for went down the tubes.î
Anthony has also been badmouthing his wife. One night after their tense family Thanksgiving in which the couple ìdidnít sit together,î Anthony hit NYC hotspots Bungalow 8 and Marquee, where he was spotted with his hand on a womanís thigh and overheard complaining about his wife to a group of women.
Well, perhaps these lemons will become lemonade. They never looked right together, and now they can go out and find new partners that are more well-suited to their needs. J. Lo can marry a simpering eunuch manservant who likes being pooped on, and Marc can settle down with a nice mummy and do films with Laurel and Hardy.