That there is the ass crack of one Ms. Jennifer Lopez. Once upon a time that was the most coveted derriere in all the land, more round and rotund than even the rump of Jessica Biel, and all men with working eyes and springy thingies wished to view it. But today we have a crisis on our hands, people. Nothing is secret, coveted, left to fantasize about while you dress up in that Catholic school-girl uniform you picked up at the church rummage sale. We've got Britney Spears's lips flapping in the wind and smiling for the cameras. We can no longer be titillated by a slice of J.Lo crack. What will be next to fall from gossip hound graces? The sheer blouse? The red-carpet nip slip? You are killing our art, Britney.
If you wish to view JennyLo from the front, check her out at Faded Youth.
Or if you prefer La Lopez in the buff, head over to MrSkin.com.
