Jennifer Aniston has called off the wedding we didn't know she was having. Is it possible that she was once again the victim of the second-biggest Hollywood dick affliction (after Syphilis): co-star cheating? That must be it. Vince Vaughn had an affair with the co-star of his latest movie, Jennifer Aniston. Wait, WTF?
So that bit about co-star fucking, we made that up. We don't know why Jennifer Aniston would have called off her (probably fictional anyway) wedding. All we know is that she's coping the way every girl does when she's dumped for the head cheerleader: margarita night at Courteney's house! We hear her parents totally went on vacay to Cabo and left her alone with an empty house and an open liquor cabinet. They're totally gonna call up Vince and hang up on him. And then have, like, twelve Hawaiian-style pizzas sent to his house, which will so piss him off cause he's allergic to pineapple. According to IMDB:
Jennifer Aniston has turned to her close-knit group of girl friends after allegedly calling off her impending marriage to boyfriend Vince Vaughn. The actress is reportedly single again and is calling on best pals Courteney Cox, Sheryl Crow and volleyball star Gabrielle Reece to help her cope with another broken romance. According to America's Life & Style magazine, Aniston staged a girls-only get together at Cox's Malibu, California home on July 24 and has been referring to herself as "the new Jen" ever since.
If Jen is really committed to her new self, she will hightail it to wherever it is Joe Francis is spreading his scuzz-sperm and get herself in front of one of those Girls Gone Wild cameras. Cause every girl knows there's no better way to get back at your ex-boyfriend than by showing the world your tits.
Speaking of Jen's tits, they're at MrSkin.com.
