In spite of the Oscar, Ben Affleck isn't really good at a lot of stuff. He's not outstandingly handsome or intelligent or funny. His acting kind of smells. But one thing he's good at is ejaculating into Jennifer Garner, who gave birth to the couple's second daughter yesterday. US Weekly scoops it:
Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have welcomed another girl, their rep confirms. The baby was born Tuesday in Los Angeles and is healthy.
A smiling Garner was spotted being wheeled on a roll-away hospital bed as she was taken to her room. A blanket was draped over her, and it appeared that she was holding the baby.
No name has been released, but since their first kid is named Violet, we're assuming they'll go for a floral theme. Unfortunately, Rebecca Romijn just cornered the marked on Rose and Tulip and Kate Beckinsale has Lily, so pretty much all they're left with is Stinkweed or Corpse Flower. Corpse Flower Affleck. That's a pretty name.
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But maybe they're going for a rainbow theme and the next one will be Indigo.
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