Beautiful people are better than you in every single way, níest-ce pas? They are constantly having piles of money thrust upon them while they have earth-shattering, life-affirming sex. Well, that is unless youíre Jennifer Connelly and husband Paul Bettany; then you just get those pesky chores youíve been meaning to do out of the way while youíre participating in a nice game of hide the salami.
Jennifer Connelly, who is so revered around the CelebNewsWire office that many a young chap has lost an entire day of work hypnotized by the shrine weíve erected in her honor, told Esquire magazine how she manages to get so much done: "I just don't like to multi-task. I can't read a book and run on the treadmill; I don't like to be on the phone and play with the kids. Except having sex. I do like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room's dark enough, I like to do some online shopping." Great. Now weíre going to lose another day imagining Jennifer with a well-worn copy of Hamlet, pausing every few minutes to look up a particularly tricky word or to give hubby Paulís hands a little direction. And then maybe she'll put down the book and pick up a feather duster and try to take care of a little light cleaning while she's getting her pipes cleaned . . . Uh, where were we? Oh yeah, hot people doin' it. Personally we really, really hope that Jennifer is joking about this whole business. We prefer to think that the truly beautiful among us are only capable of steaming-hot native-awakening jungle sex.
See why Jennifer totally deserves that shrine. At MrSkin.com.
